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Howdy (Prod. GreenBeatz)
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Im ridin on this mic
Like an old school MC
Kicking these rhymes
Keep it strictly cleanly
Keep ya eyes wide
If ya blink ya miss me
Ya shawty hear my lines
And she ask, "Who is he?"
Well I tell ya lil mama
I'm the rapper with the bomber
Terminate these suckas
Like I'm on the look for Sarah Connor
Pull up with the shotty on the chopper
A rapper see these shades
And he knows that he's a goner
When it comes to killin lames
My lyrics sharp as razor blades
I toss them hoes from the backseat
Chillin in the Escalade
And now we finna escalate
The situation
I spit my rhymes in every nation
When suckas hear me spew
They be havin palpetations
Bust up in ya habitation
You think you running shit?
That's a memo that I musta missed
Now watch out cause I'm punchin
Like I'm Iron Fist
How do you do?
Yo my name is Chris
I can't tie my shoes
But I can fuck your bitch
I don't sound like you
Cause I don't sound like shit
And I will never lose
Because I always win
Here I am sittin in the chair
Look around and no one else is there
I'll set up the sound and let the Alpine blare
Pull these rhymes outta the thin air
One of those nights yeah the kind where
I gotta write and lay my soul bare
Cause I been kinda dry
I cannot lie
I think I will stay out the spotlight
And keep this shit tight
Cause y'all ain't ready for me
Because this shit so clean
And it's a million C
And y'all gon need a team
Just to put out the blaze
As my steady flow amaze
Cause we startin up a craze
Like y'all haven't seen in days
Or make that years
I don't wanna smack my peers
But if I gotta hitcha ears
Then here I come so have no fear
How do you do?
Yo my name is Chris
I can't tie my shoes
But I can fuck your bitch
I don't sound like you
Cause I don't sound like shit
And I will never lose
Because I always win
Here we are again
Y'all see me inkin up my pen
Y'all best repent for all ya sins
I'm finna rip you limb from limb
Cause y'all be talking all that shit
Like I'm not listenin intent
I'm in my camp
I see ya shirt be gettin damp
I see you sweatin where you stand
Realizin I'm the fuckin man
That's why I take home the W
You look like you in trouble too
I blast you fulla holes
They gon be pluggin you
And that's just how it goes
When you fuckin with the bro
And you ain't ready for a pro
I'm finna cock the slide
And let that mothafucka go
You suckas crying in denial
And bein jealous of my style
And yackin all the while
I'm making moves and passing trials
But y'all gon sing the saddest blues
Cause I keep on surpassin you
I'm like a freight train
You best believe my stats me gettin steady gains
The more you throw that shade
The more you show me you afraid
Cause I am fueled by your rage
Go ahead
Keep fuckin with the best
You wind up dead
My homie blast a hole right through ya chest
Be ready for this fire from my head
Yeah mothafucka I'm the ghost rida
And if you fuck with me you best believe that I can find ya
And this ain't bluffin my attackers
This a word to my detractors
Fuck you (Fuck you)
And this ain't bluffin my attackers
This a word to my detractors
Fuck you (Fuck you)
How do you do?
Yo my name is Chris
I can't tie my shoes
But I can fuck your bitch
I don't sound like you
Cause I don't sound like shit
And I will never lose
Because I always win
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Should have wrote this shit a while ago
Cause baby you know that I love you so
And I don't wanna letcha go
Cause in the heat or in the cold
I know I gotcha there
And it don't matter where
Cause you always are prepared
To meet up with ya man
Rarely with a plan
Got the love like on demand
Even if it was pay per view
Best believe that I would pay for you
My last dollar and my pennies too
Cause if anyfuckinthing is worth it
Baby you the most deserving
Of any of my C notes
Not talkin five n below
I always gotcha amorito
And both of us, yeah, we know
And every town that we go
We lovin more than befo
Find you at the Lenox store
Yeah you the only product I be shoppin for
And it don't matter boutcha tag you best believe I'm bout to cop
Go head grab that bubbly then we pop
When I'm with you feels just like my mood can never drop
You got me feelin like I'm top
Tippy top dome of the world
Looking down at Atlas
Saying "fuck you mothafucka ain't you see I'm with my girl?"
We finna slide with all this ice
Y'all ain't know I could curl?
But to say it more precise
I love my girl
So maybe all this wasn't so concise
But I wanna tell you that I love ya,
So I think you'll be aight
Cause ain't a broad out there so nice
And to be with her I pay bout any price
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Getting up is getting kinda
Hard when all I got
My daily nine to fiva
Workin hard like forty ninas
Wish that I could get paid
Just like the forty ninas
But instead I gotta hit the grinda
Gotta earn my keep, clockin in my tima
Get to the point where I can cop
Without a cosigna
Ain't after whips or rocks
Don't need to wear designa
Baby I just wanna cruise
That's all that I wanna do
If you beside me
Then it's cool
Baby count my seats
Got more than two
Take ya pick, whateva suits you
Buckle up, we finna ride
Windows up, you by my side
Sinatra singing smooth
While we gettin in the groove
Stop and go on 85
But I'm still mellow
I can jive, can you?
Just bump the classy tunes while I drive
The more I listen to the vibes
The more I feel like I'm alive
Cause in the music I survive
If it's Tyler or it's Tribe
If it's Zeppelin or Sublime
It keeps me goin down the line
Yeah it keeps me goin down the line
Verse two
Tryna find somethin to do
Pop a block into the deck
Think I'll get lost within the tunes
Maybe I ain't heard the shit yet
Or maybe I can't recollect
But either way I'll bump the set
It's somethin magic in the music
I feel like every time I use it
Whatever it is I'm workin with
There's nothin to it
Feels like I never hear a song the same
I dunno if that's just in my brain
Or maybe if I'm just insane
But always findin somethin new
Every time I bump a tune
And though I've heard it all before,
I gotta stop to thank the Lord
If I couldn't listen then
I'm sure I'd rather die
Cause every story need a soundtrack
I guess I figure so should I
So that's the reason why
Just bump the classy tunes while I drive
The more I listen to the vibes
The more I feel like I'm alive
Cause in the music I survive
If it's Stapleton or it's Child
If it's Macross 82-99
It keeps me goin down the line
Yeah it keeps me goin down the line
Just bump the classy tunes while I drive
The more I listen to the vibes
The more I feel like I'm alive
Cause in the music I survive
If it's fuckin Ginuwine
If it's Earth Wind n' Fire
It keeps me goin down the line
Yeah it keeps me goin down the line
Just the life of an audiophile
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End of the day
Spent it grindin in the A
Not hoppin on the train
Just finna start with switchin lanes
Southbound to glockbridge
Adjacent to the white kids
Turn the key and start her up
My girl Deanna with the deuce duece in the butt
Turn my speakers up
Drop the brake
Hit the clutch
Lock the gate
Then we slowly release
We start rollin with ease
Hit the brakes a second later
Time to wake the navigator
Hey Alexa take my ass home
Ok, fastest route, let's go
Word, so I hit the blinker goin left
Thinkin in my thinker
Shoulda pissed befo I left
Fuck it, I can wait
ETA 5:38
That ain't too bad
Half an hour think I'll last
So I keep goin with stop and go
Workin out my calves
Cause the traffic goin slow
Then I drift into bah boom boom bap
Let's goooo
Comin on the way
See increasing ETA
Down my neck
I feel the sweat
Just play it cool,
It ain't over yet
Think aboutcha mother
Cause that bitch ain't never wet
The pain is gettin better
Then up ahead I'm seein red
Swerve to the right
Watch the grid pass by
But then I see the lights
Check the estimated time
Up to 5:49
Keep it cool
You can make it
Keep ya eyes front
Keep the clutch engaging
Down the ramp we go
At a pace painful slow
Seem like it ain't fast enough
For some suckas coming up
As they pass the single lane train
In emergency lane
Now I'm gettin pissed
Cause they're inconsiderate
Like all of our time ain't worth a shit
Meanwhile, ya boi right here really gotta piss
So what I do next is this
Swerve 50 percent
In my lane and all up in they shit
Sideview coming right
See a bitch coming so I sit tight
She honkin on the horn
Flashing on the headlights
Gonna let her by
But first I'll let her chill and wait
Cause traffic ain't a fuckin race
Ain't no shortcuts
Couple minutes pass she had enough
Swerve back into the lines
That's when I found that the bitch out her fuckin mind
She pull up on my right
Window cracked giving devilish eyes
I play it cool, like bitch you wanna fuckin fight
"Fuck you" I said through the glass
Then through the window saw the barrel of a gat
Ain't nothin ever made me madder
So I threw my middle finger atter
Shoot me bitch!
You ain't gon do shit!
You got nowhere to go
So just squeeze it hoe
I'm still alive
So I can tell she ain't try
Just wanna stunt and show she tough
But she ain't know that I was man enough
To double down without delay
To look death in the eye and say
Fuck the ATL with this fuckin bullshit!
Get the fuck up out my way so I can take my fuckin piss!
Fuck the ATL with this fuckin bullshit!
Get the fuck up out my way so I can take my fuckin piss!
Fuck the ATL with this fuckin bullshit!
I gotta piss!
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Im still rocking on ketosis
While I visit Geonosis
My buddy Noah said he
Wanna suck up on some bitch's toeses
Getcha bitch drippin
Like the pussy on osmosis
Dr Chris come in clutch
With the fuckin diagnosis
I tell her straight
Who the people with the most is
I shake the shit a couple times
On the post piss
Piss poor rhymes is my prognosis
On you bitch suckas wipe ya fuckin noses
Why you acting with psychosis
Ain't y'all know who the coach is?
Shut up bitch and keep ya focus
Boy you playin with the grossness
Ya daddy shoulda used some fuckin Trojans
But he ain't so now I gotta show ya who the pros is
Tell ya what my goals is
Get rich, die, keep on fuckin yo bitch
Call that shit some fuckin necrosis
And you muthafuckas know this!
Man!
And i ain't fuckin with the rap game
I just keep it real,
I ain't in it for the fame
Craft my rhymes up in my brain
Then I pass on the chain
Lotta people focussed on they things
Worried bout the necklaces and rings
Thinkin that some gucci's
What defines you as a king
I ain't fuckin with the flexin
I ain't out here tryna get some sexin
I just wanna rap cause that's my mothafuckin blessin
Can't afford a shrink
So instead into the rhymes is where i sink
And when I sink I feel I'm free
I ain't got a crowd to please
Only one i gotta please is me
So I can make my shit with zero fear
Cause i let my homies listen
But I don't care if they hear
Take a tip from Mikey Jack
Focus on the man that's lookin in the mirror
Focus on the man that's lookin in the mirror
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Getting up is getting kinda
Hard when all I got
My daily nine to fiva
Workin hard like forty ninas
Wish that I could get paid
Just like the forty ninas
But instead I gotta hit the grinda
Gotta earn my keep, clockin in my tima
Get to the point where I can cop
Without a cosigna
Ain't after whips or rocks
Don't need to wear designa
Baby I just wanna cruise
That's all that I wanna do
If you beside me
Then it's cool
Baby count my seats
Got more than two
Take ya pick, whateva suits you
Buckle up, we finna ride
Windows up, you by my side
Sinatra singing smooth
While we gettin in the groove
Stop and go on 85
But I'm still mellow
I can jive, can you?
Just bump the classy tunes while I drive
The more I listen to the vibes
The more I feel like I'm alive
Cause in the music I survive
Just bump the classy tunes while I drive
The more I listen to the vibes
The more I feel like I'm alive
Cause in the music I survive
Verse two
Tryna find somethin to do
Pop a block into the deck
Think I'll get lost within the tunes
Maybe I ain't heard the shit yet
Or maybe I can't recollect
But either way I'll bump the set
It's somethin magic in the music
I feel like every time I use it
Whatever it is I'm workin with
There's nothin to it
Feels like I never hear a song the same
I dunno if that's just in my brain
Or maybe if I'm just insane
But always findin somethin new
Every time I bump a tune
And though I've heard it all before,
I gotta stop to thank the Lord
If I couldn't listen then
I'm sure I'd rather die
Cause every story need a soundtrack
I guess I figure so should I
So that's the reason why
Just bump the classy tunes while I drive
The more I listen to the vibes
The more I feel like I'm alive
Cause in the music I survive
Just bump the classy tunes while I drive
The more I listen to the vibes
The more I feel like I'm alive
Cause in the music I survive
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Stayin up till three
Fingers tapping on the screen
Writing up these rhymes
Nothin terribly obscene
But sometimes I gotta cuss
Just to tell ya what the fuck I mean
Ya bitch come and see me
While I'm boppin with the beat
She playin bopit in the sheets
Pull it n twist it n bop it n shout
That's when I say bye Felicia
You can get the fuck out
I don't want ya odor lingerin
So don't expect no fingerin
Just gonna get mine
So I can get back to the tinkerin
I'm crafting creativity
Rhyming is my proclivity
You could call it my number one
Relaxation activity
The start of the festivities
I'm far beyond infinity
Raising productivity
I'm five star Relativity
I oughta switch the rhyme
Metronomic with the time
Gettin wavey like a cosin
My function has no limit
Ricky Bobby in the race to fuckin win it
Spit my shit
Then all you suckas know who fuckin did it
Tearin up the track
Like fingernails all on my back
If ya lucky I then might return
And for those of you that want to learn
Proud to say I'm now accepting applications for some interns
You know you fuckin with it
Best be glad I fuckin did it
Cause now you suckas
Get the privilege to witness
All these bars I fuckin shitted
I'm sipping on the loko
Up in NYC
All the gangstas and the cholos
They know who I be
I'm playin with my yo-yo
Sitting in a court-side seat
And I am mucho gracioso
Bitch says "Hay papí"
So if you suckas doubt me
Just check my new ID
Surprise mothafuckas
Yes it still is me
My equations differential
And my rhymes scheme is torrential
I got winnin on my mental
Cause my growth is exponential
You can try me if you like
But fightin me is suicide
Gonna end in a seppuku
Like a fallen samurai
So try and stop it midway
And leave the teaching to the sensei
I permeate you like a membrane
And leave you stumbling in disarray
I might have stole this fuckin track
But I got skills some others lack
And this is just my way to say
RIP to brother Mac
This shit ain't easy as it looks
I didn't learn this shit in books
I learned it listening to legends
Both from 90s and the present
So if you like me and you love hip hop
Then everybody let the beat rock
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